Finally!
Finally, Isioma is coming,
I knew she would never resist my aura.
Can’t you see that my type is rare,
Tall, dark, rich and handsome.
I hate it when they are stubborn,
Finally she is in my zone,
I will treat her like others.
I have changed my window blinds,
I got a new car,
I changed my wears closet too,
Both internal and external,
Don’t look at me that way, Nwoye…
You should understand what I mean.
They said she is untouchable,
Who is she?
They said she is stubborn,
Has she met me?
They said you can’t cross her boundaries,
I am Mr. swift.
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I am prepared for her.
As usual,
When I’m done with her,
I will tell my friends Ugoo and Iwuoha,
I am wealthy you know…
I get away with whatever.
I will promise her marriage and leave her heart shattered,
You can call me Mr. Swift again.
(Weeks later)
“I’m Iwuoha, Mr. Swift best friend, reporting from the Willows,
My friend is in bondage and in bandage,
He planned to prey on a strange lady,
But she turned out to be a silent predator.
Ooh…My friend was preyed on and played,
Now, he need some prayers.
Who could ever believe that the vulnerable Isioma,
Was a wounded tiger with an innocent face,
Ooh… my friend has lost everything he had,
Including his sense of reasoning and taste,
Because of a weaker being.
I’m scared…
(Three minutes later)
I’m Isioma, the silent predator, reporting from the dark hall of Paya,
I’m out for all of you…
I have been hearing of Mr. swift and the malicious things he has been doing to ladies,
I keep on hoping he will fall into my traps,
Oh yes, he did!
Finally!
Go in and keep your mouth shut, young man,
Because I am coming for all of you,
You can call me the silent predator again.
